Functionally Feral.

Weekly chaos essays. The dog's chronic illness, the children's psychological warfare, the bedwetting alarm, the time I dropped out of uni and moved to Australia for a boy. Functionally Feral is the publication. I am the publication. We are the same person.

Perimenopause, in real time. What no one tells you, what doctors keep getting wrong, what works, what doesn't, and what happens when you try to write a love scene during a hot flash.

The writing life, unfiltered. Drafting at 11pm with cold coffee. The plot problems I keep texting my husband about. The chapter I rewrote nine times. The chapter I gave up on and deleted.